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UH-O…bama!
Too funny to pass up…
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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.
In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over, he called his doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and said, “That tasted like bullsh*t!”
“It was.” the doctor replied, “You were a quart low.”
Hell. That’s about right.
Sharing a funny from my e-mail. Gotta laugh, or ya just wanna cry, right?
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George Bush, Nicolas Sarkozy and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Sarkozy calls France and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
Stepford President
This may be photoshopped…but I don’t think so. It is creepy.
Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.
Goes right along with all the rest of the predictable crap that is our fearful leader. I bet there’s even a string and a little plastic ring coming out of his back. Gah.
*clicking my heels together 3 times* There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.
A Monday Chuckle
Sometimes, you have to laugh…out of frustration, mostly. But got this via e-mail this morning and well, it did make me chuckle:
Guy goes into a bar, where there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best
martini ever and says to the man,
“What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168″.
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
and medical technology.The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes
back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it
to the man and says,
“What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another
great martini. The robot then says,
“What’s your IQ?” The guy says,
“Uh, about 50.”The robot leans in real close and says,
“So, are you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
Finally…
…something to laugh at. It’s been a long week. Might be a longer 4 years. We’ll see. In the meantime, a funny in the e-mail:
Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama’s private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.’
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, ‘Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their rear ends out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.’
If you’re one of those 56 million, pass this on!!!
After listening to 8 years of Bush bashing, this could be fun.
