Some days I just adore my e-mail inbox:
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Create a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama‘.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better?
GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi!
